I’ve always been into writing. Mostly for myself. Stuff that makes me laugh. Stuff that helps me smile. Stuff that gets me through a tough day. I’ve also always wanted to share my writing with other people. Today I have a new laptop. Today I have a few minutes of time to myself. Today I ate 30 hot wings and my ass is sore. Uhhh…sorry about that. See what happens when I have a blog? So today I start a little experimental blog. To help me express some feelings. To create an outlet for some ranting. To make myself feel like I’m important. To make it look like I’m busy doing something when my wife asks me to help her with chores.

So here’s my first post. Done. I feel a sense of accomplishment. I fell a sense of importance. I feel like I can’t spell worth a shit and now everyone will know. In my next post I will explain further the idea behind this blog. I will also explain in further posts about myself. About my history. About why I use these short, incomplete, phrase-like sentences to create drama-filled, comma-filled, adjective-laden, dumb-ass, hyphen-word, run-on tidbits.

So begins the journey.Sit back. Relax. Keep your hands and feet inside the vehicle at all times. Remain in your seats until the ride comes to a complete stop. Get ready for words of the day. Get ready for Chuck Norris facts. Get ready to laugh at inappropriate jokes about washed up celebrities, world tragedies, those less fortunate that you, and those with physical and mental impairments. Get ready for mindless dribble that starts off having a point, but then drifts off and travels deep into the mind of a middle-aged gamer. Get ready for gamescribble.